eelpatrickharris:

a-youngrobot:

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

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welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

hedgehogwithatank:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Big Facts. This country’s fucked. 

Millenials are sleeping less and less, could this kill beds?

urfavblogger:

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

starredforest:

customer: says some rude shit to me
me: says literally anything back
them:

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paininthejas:

THAT is big dick energy

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cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

argea:

why is this so funny 

elaxisfae:

This is a prime example of “know thyself” 😂

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guiltygirl:

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death